Has Your Validity Permed?

Last week in a shop I spotted these bottles of Singer oil:

I was immediately drawn to them for their nostalgic appearance:  they look like they belong in a Featherweight case...and what a bargain for $2.95.
Maybe :)
When I got them home I was rather amused to read the label, copied exactly here, including spelling:
Purpose Of The Product: Protect and lubricate sewing machines, door hinges, bycicles, motors and appliances in general.

Caution:  To hold the children and animals out of range.  In case of ingestion to take contact with the medical services.

Cares With the Environment:  Never throw on the public way, in the rivers, lakes and oceans.  Never reuse the empty packing.

Validity perms if the product is kept in cool and dry place.

I don't think I will be oiling my Bernina with this product...